straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via humoristics)

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.
tastefullyoffensive:

[morbus]

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

(via cinegasm)

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(via cinegasm)

true-blue-ice-king:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

paintz:

idontunderstandthatrefference:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

detectivesandtimelords:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf

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Learning the hard way.

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That teacher rocks

My sediments exactly.

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This post had a rocky start, but let’s see if we can keep it rolling

(Source: haaaaaaaaaaytham, via sobabyrunn)

hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via n0stalgiclove)

true-blue-ice-king:

castle-of-aaaaauuugghhh:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

IT GOT BETTER


GET OUT

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray, via goodbyebabylon)

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